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26 March 2009 @ 01:33 pm
Two friends got together after summer vacation. The first asked, "How did your summer go?"
"Well, I went to England and had dinner with the Queen."
"After that, we went to France on the first Express Train through the new tunnel"
"Then we went to Rome and I had an audience with the Pope."
"Well, enough about me, what did you do this summer?"
"I went to Charm School."
"Ha ha, what ever did you learn in Charm School?"
"I learned to say 'Fantastic" instead of "Bullshit".