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02 April 2008 @ 10:29 am
Dear Delta Customer:  

Dear ******* Customer:, originally uploaded by McGinnes.

Dear Asshole Customer,

For years people have complained that airline food was barely edible. We are committed to making that more true today than it has even been, but we were not satisfied with giving our customers a hermetically sealed bag of trans-fat crackers, some cheese food like product, and a slim-jim knock-off for a six hour coast-to-coast flight.
With today's announcement we are removing all incentive for us to provide you with an edible meal with your $400 airline ticket. We will now be serving crap that would make a billy-goat puke. If you don't like it, you can whip out your credit card and pay top-dollar for the kind of food you used to complain about. To help you rationalize the expense, we've given a lot of money to a quasi-celebrity chef to put his name on our boxes. It's every thing you expect from a high-end restaurant experience except fresh ingredients will prepared, and served by friendly and attentive staff. Hey, the tuna tartar looks good, how long was it no the tarmac?

Delta: We get you there....eventually...most of the time.